Explore our earrings
Our carefully *ahem* curated selection of earrings is designed to cater to your sense of whimsy. Each item in our collection represents something strange, possibly functional, and most definitely unique in style. Browse through our offerings to find descriptions, features, and specifications to help you make questionable choices. Whether you're looking for everyday essentials, individualistic items, or something unnervingly unique, we probably have something that fits the bill.
Great balls of wool!
Great balls of wool!
These sweet little balls of wool are a perfect gift for the crafter in the family. Just don't drop a stitch in your rush to order them!
One Pair - Various colours of resin wool charms on metallic earring hooks.
PLEASE NOTE: These are novelty earrings and may not be hypoallergenic. Please do not wear if you experience a reaction to the metal parts.
Pick up a Pretzel
Pick up a Pretzel
Cute Heart-Shaped Pretzel Plaits.
One Pair - Pretzel polymer charms on metallic earring hooks.
PLEASE NOTE: These are novelty earrings and may not be hypoallergenic. Please do not wear if you experience a reaction to the metal parts.
Silly Goose
Silly Goose
There's a goose on the loose! Grab a pair quick before they go out of stock (AGAIN!)
One Pair - Goose Polymer charms on metallic earring charms.
PLEASE NOTE: These are novelty earrings and may not be hypoallergenic. Please do not wear if you experience a reaction to the metal parts.
Eyeballs. WTF?
Eyeballs. WTF?
A pair of eyes with moving eyelids. Confuse everyone with a series of random winks and unexpected staring. (Actually, these have weirded us out a little bit. So we'd be grateful if you'd take them off our hands.)
One Pair - Plastic eyeball earrings with movable lids and nylon eyelashes on metallic earring hooks.
PLEASE NOTE: These are novelty earrings and may not be hypoallergenic. Please do not wear if you experience a reaction to the metal parts.
Avocado Lovers
Avocado Lovers
Here they are, a tasty avocado halved just for you. Yum!
One pair - polymer avocado halves on metallic earring hooks.
PLEASE NOTE: These are novelty earrings and may not be hypoallergenic. Please do not wear if you experience a reaction to the metal parts.